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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Lahi ra jud!

Last weekend I went around the city with a very close friend. Nagsuroy-suroy lang. Instead of the mall walk we usually do, we decided to go walking in one of the the old streets of Davao City, San Pedro street. I just took some pictures of what we saw while walking. Here are some of them. I will post the pictures that are a little off the usual. Something we can call "lahi ra jud".

The first is a picture of "Manang Sorbetera". It is suppose to be "Mamang Sorbetero". Di ba kanta mani? If you are born on the 70s I guess you would know. Ana nako kadugay diri sa kalibutan..hahahahahahaha



Now, here's another. We saw this three young men selling junk. Murag gikan sa isa ka nasunog nga tindahan sa relo. They were selling not so damaged wrist watches. One of the guys was squatting doing the repairs, the other is watching over the goods and the other was doing the marketing. He was shouting, "O dies na lang, dies na lang" They were selling it P10 - P15 each. If you look closely you would even see burned plastic casings of the watches. Lahi ra jud. Only in the Philippines. click on the picture to have a better view.




Now, kani makalingaw. This is manong with his "Sunday Cobra's oil", an all around medicinal oil for minor and major skin disorders including soriasis (psoriais). Laban mo? He had a real cobra with him. He even got his cellphone number written down for special orders and complaints...hehehehehe professional kaayo. click on the second picture and look bottom right. So, if you want relief form panuhut to bahog ilok, bahog tiil, buyag-buyag sa hangin, buyag buyag sa engkanto, sakit sa tulo, rayuma, kurikong, buog sa dalunggan (di ba dalunggan man jud ang buog? Asa pa diay ang uban nga buog?) Asus, ako na hinuon ang na-ignorante..hubag hubag, kaspa, almoranas ug uban pa...hay It's not just for skin diseases diay...it's for a lot of ailments. He has this bottle where the oil comes from (second picture right side behind the list). I looked into it closely and saw a bunch of cobra skin. yay! kahadlok! mao daw na ang ihaplas-haplas. Yay! Sus Ginoo! But you know what, some people bought the oil!!!! Lahi ra jud!!!



It was a real treat for me. I know some of you would not relate, kay mga sosyal naman. Ang uban sa inyo even are afraid to walk around. Mga elitista kaayo mo uy! hahhahhaa joke lang pero tinuod...hehehehe....But you know these are what we can call our own. This is our way of life. These are the things that make us Filipinos. Why don't YOU spend one afternoon walking around with the ordinary people. It's good. It's fun. It would keep your feet on the ground and keep you in touch with who are.

LAHI RA JUD!!!!!

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Kamo nay mo connect

Complain, complain, complain! Usahay when you hear people keep on complaining makairita. Makairita because it takes the good away. Complaining is a normal tendency for us as humans because we never seem to be satisfied. Gusto nato things and people have to be the way we would like them to be. Gamay lang nga diperensya complain na. Dili ing-ani ang kinabuhi. Kung sige lang ka complain maypa mamatay na lang. Wala gayud kay madungog nga complain from the dead. Mao ra na karon...baw! hahahahha I have something else read on.
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Three friends died in a car accident and upon their arrival in heaven, they were all asked, "When you are in your casket and family and friends are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"

The first man: I would like to hear them say, That I was a great doctor and a great family man.

The second man: I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and a school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.

The third man: I would like to hear them say, "LOOK! HE"S MOVING!"
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hahahahahaa ni connect ba sa first paragraph? Ambut uy! But anyway, to be dead is better than to keep on complaining even about small things. Maypamatay! hahahahahaa kamo na bahala mo connect uy...murag wa jud ko sa maayong panghunahuna karon hehehehe

Thank you for those who regularly visit this blog site. I really do appreciate it. Please visit my other blogsite if you really can't relate because of the bisayan language. Click here the nth time and go to my other site.



Friday, September 21, 2007

Empty?

Murag karong mga panahuna wala gyud ko mahunahunaan nga ipost diri ba. Na experience na ba na ninyo? Dili kay ugok ko o unsa man, kanang murag wala lang gyud mga panghitabo nga worth writing or telling about ba. Kinabuhi murag routine na lang nga you have to go along with.



(mga 10 minutes after)


Murag drama sa radio! Mali ko. Bawiun nako akong gisulat una. I made a title kanina ing-ani, "Empty!!!?, but I change it to "Empty?" . This is so because I just realized something. Life can never be empty. Routine siguro sa akong panan-aw but I just realized that this state of mine now( i hope temporary lang) murag nakapahuway ko ug maayo. Usahay libog ang tawo. Kon daghan problema reklamo, kung wala puy nahitabo reklamo gihapon. Ay ambot. Basta sa pagkakaron, maayo kay murag empty akong hunahuna.

Kay just imagine to write articles of the same topic for a week that's about max nako 23-25 articles, aguy maughan gayud akong utok uy. Maayo ni karon kay nakapahuway akong utok maskin sa pipila lang ka oras sa isa ka adlaw. Siguro empty akong hunahuna pero duna pa man lain nga butang nga nahitabo, for instance ang sweldo nisulod karong adlawa. O di datu napud sa isa ka adlaw! hahahahahaha o karong gabii i will meet akong mga office mates nga hard working gayud kaayo. That's worth something di ba? uy tan-awa ba! Murag taas-taas na ni ba....

hahahaha testing daw tes...AOV Outsourcing Services..... hahahahahaha joke joke joke! isa pa jud AOV Philippine outsourcing...ngek!!!! kapoy uy.... naugahan na gani akong utok apil-apil pa ko asus! Kamo na lang...i will rejoice with you na lang kung daug mo or madaug-daug mo....bwahahahahahahaha isa pa jud Outsource to the Philippines AOV.....hahahahahahaa joke! toink! blag!


Thursday, September 13, 2007

Joke Time

Murag kulang ra gyud ko ug tulog karong semanaha ba. Wala koy mahunahunaan nga ipost. Hala kay pinoy man ta, ngisi ta. Bilib ko sa Pinoy kay bisan nagkslisud na sa kinabuhi mungisi ra gihapon.

Pasahe

Sa Isang Jeep

Pasahero: Mama, Magkano Po Yung Pasahe?
Driver: 7.50 Yung Minimum
Pasahero: (Dumukot Ito Sa Bulsa Para Kunin Yung Pera Niya, Ngunit sa Di Sinasadyang Dahilan Kulang Yung Pamasahe Niya.) Patay, Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Paano Kaya Ito? (Nag Isip Ito At Lumingon Sa Driver. Napansin Niya Na Duling Ito. Sabi Niya Sa Kanyang Sarili, Tama Duling Yung Driver Sigurado Pag Nagbigay Ako Ng 3.75 di Niya Mapapansin Na Kulang Yung Pera Ko. Kasi Doble Yung Paningin Nito. Inabot Niya Sa Driver Yung Pera.

Ngunit Laking Gulat Niya Nung May Sinabi Yung Driver Sa Kanya.

Driver: Kulang Ito!
Pasahero: Anong Kulang? Di Ba Sabi Mo 7.50 Yung Minimum?
Driver: Oo Nga 7.50 eh Dalawa Kaya Kayo.
Patay! Akala Mo Lusot Kana ha?

Sender: Sargentlover@yahoo.com
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Magaling Kumanta

Mahilig kumanta ang asawa ni Pedro kaya't sumali sa Church Choir. Tuwing mag-papa practice ang Misis sa bahay, bigla naman lalabas ng bahay si Pedro. Dahil dito, medyo nag tampo ang Misis kaya't kinausap ang asawa.

Misis: Pedro, Ano ba ang nangyayari? Hindi mo ba gusto ang boses ko?
Pedro: Honey, "I love your singing", pero gusto ko lang na malaman ng mga kapit bahay natin na hindi kita sinasaktan pag kumakanta ka!!

Buddy Escurel, Odok, Gubat, Sor.
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KONSEHAL: Paki acknowledge c Mayor. Late dumating, hayun kararaan lang!
PEDRO (Emcee): I WUD LYK TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LATE MAYOR HU JUST
PASSED AWAY..

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CORRECT PRONOUNCIATION

ANAK: Tay, paliti ko bi ug Jucyfruwet
TATAY: anak, dili magbinulok, dili man na jucyfruwet
ANAK: unsa man diay na tay??
TATAY: BAGOLBAM...

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APO UG LOLO

APO: Lo, ngano nag kaang2x man kag lakaw?
LOLO: aw, ayaw nagud ni pansina apo oi
APO: ngano lagi na lo?
LOLO: ingon mn gud sa akong doktor na likayan ang itlog kay taas ug kolesterol

unsaon na lang kaha kung giingnan si Lolo nga likayan ang hotdog.....

bwahahahahahahahahaha ! HAhahahahahahahaha! Hehehehehehehehe!

Saturday, September 8, 2007

The Old and New

Here are pictures I took again just a few days ago. Basi na notice na ninyo why I always post pictures here. Well, I kinda love pictures. Kanang pictures nga dili professional nag take ba. Kanang kuha lang sa mga maniniyot ug mga kodaker. hehehehehehe

The first nga picture is a picture of paglambo nga nakamit sa Davao City. It has progressed more than any other cities in Mindanao and there is a clash between the old and the new. Some of the old are gone or are slowly forgotten or even modified like morality...and mangabit karon uso na hahahahahaha ug kana pud buntis nga 16 year old pa uso pud.

The 2nd two pictures are cars. Volks sus perteng daana..if you look closely kanang beetle has a kawayan on its roof tapos tali each end actually holding the bumper to its place...same siguro sa likod. A picture of the old na uy... tapos da jip nga only in the pHilippines, cheap but not environmentally friendly...of the old pud pero dili kaayo old..

The 4th picture is one of the lingering old pinoy life...ang isa is the famous sidewalk piniritong liug pako ulo panit ug lawas sa manok...kalami pero sus murag nagsalom na sa mantika...lami na if you are not concerned about cholesterol and if you want to die young! The next, the ever loved pan de sal de motor pa jud..hahahaha tag dos na pero lami itusnob sa kape unya idungan sa bulad..kalami!

The last is the ever present problem we Filipinos have, the problem of poverty...Ambot unta no when we say progress unta tanan pati ang mga walay balay mahatagan balay, ug ang tanan nga kabus mahatagan ug chansa nga mulambo pud ang kinabuhi...do you call this progress?




Monday, September 3, 2007

Pagkaanindot (Beautiful)

Just wanted to share pictures again of DAVAO through the eyes of an ordinary person with a cellphone.


Kani bukana ni sa bankerohan river...sa may agro





kani a view of mount Apo....ga tan-aw ko soccer game ani sa agro japun








Kani sa baywalk, queesland....sa tiilan ni David










bolton bridge from the agro








kani is a very unusual color...pababa na ang adlaw ani pero sa opposite side....i just took a picture of it kay medyo curious lang ko how come it has that color when ang adlaw sa pikas ninaug...reflection siguro no?

Sunday, September 2, 2007

Bisayan jokes

These are bisayan jokes. I won't translate them because hhhhhmmmm ambot unsaon pagingon ug "mawala ang impact sa joke"? Sorry for those who can't understand bisaya.


Food for the rich
: SUTUKIL- sugba, tula , kilaw
Food for the poor: GIPUSIL- ginamos pug-an sili
Food for the very poor: GITOOK- ginamos gitongtongan sa OK-Ok!

KUGMO

kung ang kugmo tam-is na-a kay sakit nga DIABETES
kung ang kugmo aslom na-a kay sakit sa KIDNEY
kung ang kugmo parat na-a kay sakit sa ATAY
kung ang kugmo imong TILAWAN na-a kay sakit sa UTOK!

naay IRO bright kaayo imong pangutan-on 2 + 2 motubag ug 4 ka aw-aw...nakahibalo among silingan gipangutana ug 2 million + 2 million....HANGTUD KARON SIGE PA AW-AW NIWANG NA KAAYO ANG IRO.

BOTYOK: mama-ak ba ni inyong IRO nang?
NANG BERTULDA: Loy , dugay na gyud ko nagpuyo ning kalibutan...wala pa gyud ko
kadungog nga dunay IRO nga MANUMBAG.

MAESTRO: TEBAN use deduct, defense, defeat and detail in a sentence.
TEBAN: sus sir kasayon ra ana!
TEBAN: Deduct jump over defense,defeat first then detail!

Mga Bisaya'y di ko maintindihan. Inglis nang isda -- pis; nang mukha -- pis; nang pandikit -- pis; nang kapayapaan -- pis; tinanong pa ako kung saan ako nakatera -- Pis I or pis II.

Lawyer examining a witness on a vehicle accident: Where were you sitting when the impact came?
Court interpreter to witness: Asa ka man naglingkod sa pag-abot sa impakto?

kontes sa bangis nga iro
Dunay international kontest sa pinakabangis nga IRO,
Dunay dagko german sheeperd, ang americano nag dala police
dog, ang uban hunting dogs. Dagko kaayo ug mga kadena kay
molugnot man sa kaisog. Ang ulahi gitawag pilipino, bisaya kaaju.
May dala siyang IRO gisulod sa tangkal, niwang ang IRO ug
kagiron.

Gibuhian ang mga IRO aron mag-away, patyanay. Gihurot
pagpamaak ang uban nga iro sa bisayang iro. Hasta ang mga
tawo gipang-gukod kay pama-akon. Champion si Pinoy.
Gi-Pangutana: Bai unsa man nang klaseha imo IRO nga mangtas
man kaayo ? ? ? ? mopalit ko ingon niana bloodline .
Tubag ni Bai : " I R O N G B U A N G " nyaaaaaahhh ! ! !

Husband (hubog) : Darling , atong CR ba, Morag gi-abat!?
Wife : Ngano man?
Husband: Kay kada abli nako sa door, mosiga man ang suga.
Wife: Animal ka!! Ikaw diay nangihi sa pridyeder!!


maestra: karon mag study ta ug spanish.......ang "bata" sa spanish "nino".........ang
"dalaga".........."bonita".......dayon tawag sa mga estudyante.....
maestra: mark.........unsay spanish sa maayong buntag or good morning......
mark: "buenas dies"......
maestra: Pedro..........what's good evening in spanish....
Pedro: buenas noches.....
maestra : muy bien........very good.....now let's practice it using in the sentence.......
maestra: juan.....(nagkurog-kurog).......use the "BOY RUNS SO VERY FAST"......
juan : hayyyyyy......salamat.....ma'am..."EL NINO MI SOTOY".....ngeekkkk..

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Thugs





Have you seen some of these markings on walls in and around the city? Murag maskin asa na ni ba sa syudad. hmmmmmm. Daghan na ni ba. Dili maayo tan-awon. Kani mga grupo sa kabataan kay kas-a nakakita gyud ko nga gabandal sa may Cabaguio banda. Mga batan-on pa. Murag nalipay gyud sila sa ilang gibuhat. Ambot unsa may makuha nila ani? Aside from being a sore to the eye, these things are clear expressions of the young and undisciplined. Unsa nga klase na diay ang mga tawo ang misunod nga henerasyon. One of the common word you can read is the word "thugs". Wala ba ni sila kahibalo sa meaning sa word? It actually means criminal, crook, bandit etc...Sa mga ginikanan ayaw lang pud baya ninyo biyaan ang inyong mga anak nga muapil-apil sa mga gang kay tan-awa sa ngalan pa lang sa grupo mahibal-an na ninyo kung asa sila padulung.