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Thursday, July 26, 2012

bisaya jokes 30, july 2012

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Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Bisaya jokes 29, July 2012


A large sign board says:

"Alcohol kills slowly"

nakit-an sa hubog

"so what?"

knsa may nagdali?

mau untag "IT KILLS FAST" kay makuyawan tah..hahah..
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Teacher: Our topic for today is science, what is science?
Juan: ma'am ma'am
Teacher: yes juan what is science?
JuaN: Science is our topic for today ma'am.

Pari:  Moapil ka sa Army of God?
Juan:  Member na ko ana daan, Padre…
Pari:  Ngano wala man ka sa misa pirmi?
Juan:  Secret agent man gud ko…
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tatay:  pangayo ug asin sa pikas nga balay
anak:  oo tay.....
tatay:  kadugay man lageh nimo.
anak:  amaw man diay ka tay..nalibot najud nko tibuok baryo wala man ko kita ug pikas nga balay pulos man jud tibuok...
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Titser:  JUAN, late napod ka. permi nalang! mura gyud ug bright ka! ok beh, pangutan-on tka, who's our National Hero?
JUAN:  Jose Rizal mam!
Titser:  char! naka chamba ang bogo!
JUAN:  Ikaw mam, kaila kang Sonya?
Titser:  wala, kinsa mana uy?
JUAN:  Mao na dha, cge lang ka klase2, Kabit na sa imong bana! pastilan! :)
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nak:  tay, herbal ang makahiya?
tatay:  oo, herbal na nak.
anak:  sa asa man na nga tambal tay?
tatay:  tambal na sa mga Baga'g nawong.... ;)
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 In a job interview the employer ask the applicant:

Employer:  What can you contribute to our company?
Applicant:  aw naa diay amutan sir?

hehehe.. utok-brain!!
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