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Friday, May 31, 2013

Bisaya bayot boxing (BBB)

Here is a video that was sent to me of gays entertaining a small crowd in a small village somewhere in the Philippines. They speak bisayan. This video is not mine. If it is yours please do let me know and if you want it deleted from this blog please let me know. This video is not to make fun of gays nor to embarass them in anyway. I just would want to share the fun they bring with their antics. hahahaha ang mga bisdak o mga bisaya makasabot gayud sa video ug unsa ang kataw-anan.  This simple amusements back in the Philippines makes me really miss the Philippines. I come from a small simple town too and this kind of simple joys I now appreciate and miss living in a rich abundant land which lacks real fun, smiles and laughters. Anyway please do enjoy the video.

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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Bisaya jokes 10, 2013

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No copyright infringement intended. I don't claim ownership of this video. If this need be deleted here let me know. Gikuha ra intawon nako ni sa facebook.

                                               This is from witerary.com by Jojie Alcantara.

Ngano kaha nga ang dila sa bisaya or mga pinoy in general usahay bali. Ang E mahimong I, ang I mahimong E. Ihi=Ehi naunsa ba diay ug usa pa gabayad kung mangihi o malibang. bisaya, bisaya jokes, binisaya, bisdak
 

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Bisaya jokes 9, 2013

Teacher: Juan read your 500-word essay in front of the whole class.
JUAN: “My Doggy.” Bow! I have a doggy! My doggy is lost. So, I went outside the house and looked for my doggy! Tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy….. (478 times)
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Juaning: Pedring, papasa ko’g Php2 nga load beh. Naa koy textsan importante lang kaayo.
Pedring: (sent PASALoad Php2)
Juaning: Thanks. Got it.
Pedring: Amaw! Last piso nana nimo. Ayaw nag reply.
Juaning: K!
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Manag-uyab nag-date…
Baye: Love, gigutom ko.
Laki: Unsa may gusto nimo, hamburger?
Baye: Dili ko ana.
Laki: Unsa man diay, sandwich?
Baye: Layo ra gihapon na sa akong gusto.
Laki: Itlog na lang be hinuon?
Baye: Kana, duol-duol na na sa akong gusto.
Laki: Utan?
Baye: Makalagot! Wrong spelling pa gyod!
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 Pedro: Doc, regular lagi ko malibang, kada alas 6 as buntag!
Doc: Maayo noon na! Unya unsa may problema?
Pedro: Alas-7 man gud ko tigmatahan.
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 Boy: Nong, nong, Kaluta ra gud ako Likod.. Katol jud kaau. Palihog lang jud nong.
Wolverine: Sure ka dong?
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 MISTER: Hon, asa man tong cheese nga gipapalit nako nimo?
MISIS: Naa sa lamesa.
MISTER: Floorwax man lagi ni?!
MISIS: Cheese na oi. Ako lang gibutangan ug ‘Floorwax’ para dili kitkiton sa ilaga. Wais sa?
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