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Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Bisaya Jokes 17, 2013

Here's two pictures emailed to me. I don't know the source. If it is yours and want it off my blog let me know. Here is the first one. The title in English says "If you won't study well". These are the alternative professional program, course or career in bisaya.


This picture gives the bisaya meaning of chinese names. no offense..joke only..joke joke joke.


Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Bisaya jokes 16, 2013

LOLO: kaniad2, akong 5 pesos inig adto nako sa department st0re,makadala nakog gatas,pan,medyas,polo, ug pantalon.
APO: karon diay lo?
LOLO: lisod na karon ky naa nay surveilance CAMERA.:>
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Bata: Tay, hain may mas layo -- ang buwan o ang Manila?
Amahan: Layo ang Manila, Dong.
Bata: Layo ang buwan, Tay, uy.
Amahan: Kung lay pa ang buwan, nganong makakita ka man sa buwan?Unya kita ka sa Manila?
Father knows best! hahahaha
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COLLEGE LIFE (New Version)

Ang pinakalisud nga panguntana: Mo-sud ka?
Ang makatintal nga tubag: Ikaw?
Maka-pressure nga tubag: Kung di ka mosud, di sad ko..
The best nga tubag: Ambot lang, depende..
Ang ending: Nah! Di nalang ta manud oi.. Minor subject ra bitaw..
hahaha!
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Papa: ‘Day, nganong nihilak man ka?
Anak: Nakapasar man gud ko sa test Pa!
Papa: Ayos! Ka-bright jud sa akong anak oy. Proud ko nimo nak. Unsa man nga subject, ‘day?
Anak: Sa Pregnancy Test, Pa. Huhuhu
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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Bisaya Vines

Diay mga vine videos nga akong nakita sa internet. These videos are not mine. If you want them off my blog. Let me know. Sa mga wala pa kahibalo. Vine is a site wherein you can shoot 6 seconds videos and share to the world. Here are some of the bisaya vines I found. Lingaw pud. Bisdak kaayo. Binisaya 

This is: 

watching sex scenes with your friends vs. with your parents.
Discretion is advised.

hahahaha this is quite an accurate depiction. Lingaw pud oi.

 Kani kung ang mga babaye ang mag-away vs. lalaki 
 I guess when it comes to guys. We can easily let go of emotions towards another particularly a friend or friends. personal opinion lang. With ladies because of their emotions I guess it is harder to forgive and forget. What do you think?