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Thursday, February 27, 2014

Bisaya jokes 7, 2014



AM0: inday! dali ra lge nahurot ang totpik?
MAID: nah! ambot lang jud mam ky bsta raba ako manutpik. ibalik raba naku dayun.
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Street vendor: Pali na mog relo! Gold watch ni! Kung mamuti White Gold
Kung muhunong Stopwatch!

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Bata: ayooo? Naa muy load?
Tindera: naa dong.
Bata: aahh! Papasa daw ug quotes si Lola, kana daw lab2x!

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Teachr: Why u came late?
Pedro: juan, tabange ko ininglis, ingna nga “nagduha.duha ko lakaw kay ang adlaw hapon na”
Juan: mam, he is two by two walking because the sun is japanese!

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joke, joke lang ni ha....peace!

Muslim: Day, unsay mantika gigamit anang piniritong manok?
Tindera: Mantika sa baboy noy.
Muslim: ahh dili ko ana.. kanang piniritong tilapia?
Tindera: Mantika japon sa baboy noy.
Muslim: dili pud ko ana. Kanang piniritong baboy?
Tindera: Coconut Oil noy..
Muslim: Sige kana.. duha kahiwa..

Friday, February 21, 2014

Nothing on you - toothless boys lipsync

Nalingaw ko aning duha ka bata. they got talent too, but toothless. Perte nakong katawa ani. They have more videos actually in youtube. I hope they are making some money on their videos.

Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Bisaya jokes 6, 2014



Usa ka adlaw niana, gsugo ni juan si pedro..

JUAN: Dro, isaag ra gud nang iring nato. Samok kaayo!!
PEDRO: Ok juan!

Dugay kaayo nakabalik si pedro, nagab-ihan jud siya...Pag abot niya..

JUAN: O dro! nganung nagab-ihan man ka? Asa man ang iring, nasaag na nimu?
PEDRO: Pisti ng iringa! Kung wa ko mosunod niya di ko kabalik diri sa atoa!
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Pasahero: plete o
Drayber: asa gikan day?
Pasahero: xempre sa akong bulsa!
Drayber: asa man sakay?
Pasahero: asa pa, sa imung jip!
Drayber: aw cge cge...
Pasahero: pila diay ayala nong?!..
Drayber: ngano mn, imu paliton?!

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BF: Darling dako kaayo ko'g problema.
GF: Love, ayaw pag-ingon nga imong problema. ATOA kanang problema kay naghinigugmaay kita. Unsay problema NATO?
BF: nabuntis NATO si inday ug KITA ANG AMAHAN!
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Mama: Kama-o nakag math, dong pedro? Mangutana kuno ko beh..
Pedro: Cge ma!
Mama: Kung tagaan ka sa imu papa ug 4 apples unya tagaan tikag 3...unsay tubag?
Pedro: Salamat ma, pa!
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bisdak, bisaya, binisaya, bisaya jokes

Monday, February 10, 2014

Bisaya jokes 5, 2014

Boy: Nong, nong, Kaluta ra gud ako Likod.. Katol jud kaau. Palihog lang jud nong.
Wolverine: Sure ka dong?

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Teacher: Juan read your 500-word essay in front of the whole class.
JUAN: “My Doggy.” Bow! I have a doggy! My doggy is lost. So, I went outside the house and looked for my doggy! Tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy, tokoy….. (478 times)

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Tagalog : Anong nangyari bakit na sagasaan yung kasama mo?
Bisaya: kase sinabi kong wag tumabok eh tumabok ayan naligsan tuloy! :x

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Pedro: Juan, nakadaog man kuno kag usa ka sakong bugas?
Juan: Daog unta, pero gilung-ag na man daan. Tabangi kog kaon bi!

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Inahan: Wa kay puangod! Way batasan! Gikan karon, ayaw nako ilhang inahan kay dili na pod ta ka tawgong anak! Layas!
Anak: Sige Nang, ari sa ko.
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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous - http://coolfunnyquotes.com

Monday, February 3, 2014

Ngalan sa Instsik nga Bisaya / edukasyon sa Pinas

Lingaw -lingaw lang ta. kataw-anan mani oi...sa mga kaigsuunan nga Tsinoy ayaw lang kasuko ha. Lingaw lingaw ra jud ni. Belated Happy New year kaninyong tanan mga Tsinoy!



Ambot kung tinuod ba ni siya. I got this from one of the postings in facebook.  If it is true just imagine the state of education in the Philippines. If it is true I blame the use of the local language. I think it is best for the Philippines to use English as the medium of instruction instead of the confusing language of the Philippines. The Philippines does not have one official language. Oh well they say it is "pilipino" but then this is an assortment of languages and dialects because the Philippines is not monocultural it is multi-cultural and using English will sort of make one standard to follow. Just my opinion. Maayo pa jud gihapon among edukasyon sa panahon ni Marcos ba..ahhahaha