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Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Bisaya jokes 11, 2014

Discretion is advised:

Lolo: dai, pila man imong presyo?
Prostiisa ka libo, lo!
Lolo: o, cge..

(after 1 hour)
nibalik c lolo

Prosti: lo, ngano 800rman ni?
Lolo:RA7432 otherwise known as SENIOR CITIZENS ACT.. naa koi 20% discount og naa koy katungod ana dai...getz?

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IN A MISS BARANGAY PAGEANT

Question to candidate #4: unsa man ang angay nimung buhaton para mu-asenso kini nga barangay? 

C#4: ug nganong aq man jud anginyong lisud lisuron nga naa mn c kapitan? thank y0u!!!

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APO: Lo, adto ko sa city kay makigmoni akong mga friends..
LOLO: unsay moni dong?
APO: inom gud Lo.
LOLO: Aw mao diay na? Ma SM man sad ta ana.
APO: unsay SM, Lo?
LOLO: suya much!

mao ni ang resulta kung gihimo na ang Facebook as priority sa kinabuhi, Facebook is a wonderful media for friends and family to be connected, but when it becomes top priority and something that controls us then it is bad. Ayaw tinanga ha. hahahahaha





Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Bisaya jokes 10, 2014

NANGUYAB PA: "IHATOD TAKA!"
KAMO NA: "IHATOD PA TAKA?"
DUGAY NA: "I TEXT KO HA KUNG NAKA ULI NA KA!"



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Kanang mo sakay kag jeep nya inig pamalihog nimo'g dunol sa plite walay mo dawat, igna dayun "Noy driver, CATCH!"


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pedro: unsay sud'an nimo pre?
juan: bLanched green Leafy veggie with crushed sweet tomato in sparkLing saLted seafood!
pedro: ah! Lamia ana oi! unsa man na?
juan: udlot sa kamote ug ginamos na naay pinisat na kamatis, in'uha?
pedro: fish fillet de eL niƱo contodo sarsa de La huLga
juan: sosyal! unsa na?
pedro: bulad nga tuslo sa sukang pinakurat!

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Pictures above are not mine . All are from shared pictures in FB. I am back from a month vacation. Pasalamat ko sa inyong pagduaw. Pasalamat ko kay this site still is making a lot of people happy. My happiness is to see people smile a bit through this blog. It is has been years and I am still enjoying posting bisaya jokes here. Thank you for the visit. Thank you for those who regularly visit as well.