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Saturday, May 30, 2015

Bisaya jokes 18, 2015

Maestra: Class, our lesson for today is Tagalog. Juan, use "ng" in a sentence. Gamitin ang salitang "ng" sa wastong pangungusap.
Juan: Maayong gabii, Nang.

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Emcee: Unsa may kantahon nimo?
Contestant 1: “Falling Leaves” sir akong kantahon.
Emcee: Ikaw Contestant no.2 , unsa may imong kantahon?
Contestant 2: “Mga Dahong Laya” sir.
Emcee: Ah OK, ikaw Contestant no.3 , unsa may kantahon?
Contestant 3: Dili nalang ko mokanta sir.
Emcee: Nganong dili naman lang ka mokanta?
Contestant 3: Manilhig nalang ko diri sa stage sir, kay daghan na mang nangatagak nga dahon.


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Bungi Gitahi sa Doctor
  unya Gitistingan pa pronounce.


DOCTOR: Sige e pronounce daw
LUZON VISAYAS MINDANAO,
BUNGI: LUKOT , PASAYAN, BULINAO.
DOCTOR: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ! MITAMOOT….


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Bana: Love , nganong gahilak man ka?
Asawa: Sweetheart, ingon atong mga silingan akong dagway mura kuno ug iro. huhuhu.
Bana: Mga way batasan! Imo unta sila gipaak!! 
ahahhahahha
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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Kon dunay pagbuot, dunay paagi -- bisaya

Kon dunay pagbuot, dunay paagi. If there is will there is way. I think this video just clearly illustrate this. Mga bisdak, naginbento ug nebulizer para sa ilang inahan. Sometimes we give up on things that we think we can't overcome, but a little thinking and planing and creativity naa man jud paagi. Ang kalisud sa kinabuhi dili siya excuse for us not to use our minds and own creativity to live life and find ways to cope. Admirable kaayo jud ni sila. The fact that they did something to improvise for the mother or whoever she is in their lives is praiseworthy. Not just creativity pero ang ilang gug-ma sa inahan. Tan-awa ang video how this guy just pump for air and how tiring it is and yet he smiles and goes on. The drive the motivation the intention are all because of love, and that is far more excellent than the creativity. It is their love that spurrred them on to creativity. 



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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

In remembrance of Yolanda - Yolanda song Bisaya version

It is amazing how people cope with tragedy. This song reflects how Yolanda victims cope with laughter and songs. Mao ni ang admirable jud kaayo aning mga tawhana, to be able to sing and laugh and smile even after a tragedy that has left their lives in a mess. Amazing! 




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Saturday, May 16, 2015

Mas pawir ang Bisaya

It is good to be back here again posting something. It's been quite a time. I had a very sudden and alarming experience. I was in the hospital for sometime due to a ruptured right kidney which was removed. I am thankful for life. Daghang salamat sa mga nag-ampo para nako ug nitabang sa panahon nga nangahinanglan ko ug tabang. 





Pictures are not mine. Got them from: 

  http://tenminutes.ph/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/power-of-bisaya.jpg

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