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Friday, January 29, 2016

Bisaya jokes 4, 2016

KULAS nag apply ug trabaho…
MANAGER: “Unsay imong pangalan?”
KULAS: “Kulas Sir.”
MANAGER: “Ok, edad?”
KULAS: “19.”
MANAGER: “Daang trabaho?”
KULAS: “Tricycle drayber Sir.”
MANAGER: “Single?”
KULAS: “dunay sidecar, Sir.
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Mama: Nak, hugasi tong isda na gipalit nako.
Anak: WTF ma!
Mama: Ha?! unsa imong g.ingon? Wat The F^ck??!!
Anak: Ma, WTF — Where’s The Fish! Ikaw jud ma, DM kaau!
Mama: DM? Dirty Minded??!!
Anak: Mama jud, DM— Dugay Makagets!
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Boy: Wala ra ka gikapoy? :)
Girl: Nganu man?
Boy: Ganiha ra man gud ka ga dagan dagan sa akong utok :))
Girl: Wala raman pod. Gamay ra bya imong utok hehe

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M:Balooot! Baloooot!
D:Nong, naay Penoy?
M:Naa dong.
D:Palihog nya ko Nong, iapil ug singgit!
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Saturday, January 23, 2016

Boxing of the third kind -- bisaya jokes video

Perte nakong katawa ani nga video. makabuang. anyway watch the video until the end. Tua sa ulahi ang kataw anan jud... 

This video is not mine. shared in facebook.







Kakaiba to, BEKI BOXING. hihi
Posted by Pinoy-Canada.com on Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Monday, January 18, 2016

Bisaya jokes 3, 2016


hahahahha naa diay tay connection sa mga hapon no maskin murag 3 years lang ta nga na under sa ila sa World war 2. hahahahha  bisaya rules.

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Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Bisaya jokes 2, 2016

This video is not mine. Posted public in facebook. Intawon si Ondoy. Nagtininood intawon siya not knowing nga ginabinuangan na diay siya. Kaluoy pud. Pero perte nakong katawa firs time nako kita ni nga video. Bisdak kaayo ang agi. Enjoy!





Sakita sa akong tiyan sige ug katawa ani oi...hahahhah..tan awa sad ninyo mga kabisdak para magsakit sad inyong tiyan magsige katawa..hhahhaha#admin_doretty
Posted by Bisaya jokes on Saturday, January 9, 2016



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Friday, January 8, 2016

Bisaya jokes 1, 2016

ANAK: Nay, gipatawag ka sa Principal’s Office.
NAYNAY: Ngano man? Naa na pod kay gihimo nga kabuang no?
ANAK: Ako pa? Basig Ikaw nay Kay ikaw ma’y gipatawag sa principal office!


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LOLO: apo, tago kay naa imo teacher, ni absent raba ka!
APO: lo, tago pud kay ako raba ge ingnan ni absent ko kai NAMATAY KA!
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Traffic cop examining license of Tikya: Mao ni tunay nga retrato, claro ang mga kunot. Di pareho anang ubang babaye ga paritoke.

Tikya: Bugalbogalon! Ako man nang thumbmark!
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Teacher: OK class, only Pedro got 98/100.
Pedro: Dah! Kabuhat mo ana? Panguli mo’s inyong bukid oi. Pagtanom mo og kamote! Kaon mo og dukot! Mga bugo!

Teacher: ..the rest got 100..

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL! MALIPAYONG BAG-ONG TUIG.  ---- I know this is quite late, but better late than never. I have been sick and tired the first few days of the year. I actually got sick New year's eve, but thankful everything is coming back to normal now. 

I know the world started 2016 with a lot of challenges, but with faith and God's grace I know we are able to go through this year still thankful and optimistic. 


picture not mine.